That stupid little brat _frannybean_ and her grandmother are planning to sue!! *Mutters under his breath* In anycase, I'm extremely glad that mypoisonkisses is back. I am not, however, happy about Senior Sibling's other moppets, particularly Tarja. She's been using up all of my f*cking hair gel!! Gud, I hate Finns.
It seems that mypoisonkisses is back!! That is very good news, indeed! I'm still pissed off at that little brat, _frannybean_ for well, you know. Vivica tried to run away yesterday, but Senior Sibling caught her. That's okay. I never liked her anyway. However, Groth won't stop whining about it. I told him to shut up and fuck Otep, synth_amy, tinaroot, or Morgan but he just whined and whined and said he hates Americans and Canadians. Moron.
*Sniff* I'm really afraid of Stephan's mother modergroth. *Whimpers* To say that she's the Scandinavian Marquise de Merteuil is only a slight exaggeration. I remember doing a show with Apoptygma Berzerk once and I got drunk and passed out at 3 am with two groupies and then got awakened at six by a screaming Danish shrew, demanding to know where her son was. I said I didn't know, so she showed her understanding by kicking me in the side several times and dragging me to the bathroom by my hair and then threatening to scratch up my pretty face with her switchblade if I didn't tell her "which cheap slut" her son went home with.
I haven't updated in a long, long time because I've been too busy have orgies with synth_groth, alas_vivica, and mypoisonkisses. But senior_sibling says I have updating at least once a week. Dammit. Andy is becoming more and more annoying. Ronan Harris sucks. And Trent, you suck too. Goodbye.