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Eskil Simonsson

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[Jul. 26th, 2005|12:15 am]
Eskil Simonsson
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*Sniff* I'm really afraid of Stephan's mother modergroth. *Whimpers* To say that she's the Scandinavian Marquise de Merteuil is only a slight exaggeration.
I remember doing a show with Apoptygma Berzerk once and I got drunk and passed out at 3 am with two groupies and then got awakened at six by a screaming Danish shrew, demanding to know where her son was.
I said I didn't know, so she showed her understanding by kicking me in the side several times and dragging me to the bathroom by my hair and then threatening to scratch up my pretty face with her switchblade if I didn't tell her "which cheap slut" her son went home with.
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From: modergroth
2005-07-26 05:58 pm (UTC)
You left out an important part, Eskil...
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